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  • Originally posted by ramblin66 View Post

    Not unless they're worthy of a lap dance.

    Both of these sure have a nice can!
    Bet you'd wake up the next day with a rash... at LEAST!
    Young men know the rules, OLD men know the exceptions.

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    • not if you keep your pants on !

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      • “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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        • A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.

          He says: “So what’s bothering you?”

          She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

          The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”

          "Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
          Young men know the rules, OLD men know the exceptions.

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          • An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

            He says: "Have you been drinking?"

            "Just water," says the priest.

            The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

            The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
            Young men know the rules, OLD men know the exceptions.

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            • An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

              "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday."

              Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!"
              Young men know the rules, OLD men know the exceptions.

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              • An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?"

                The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both."

                The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.

                The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"
                Young men know the rules, OLD men know the exceptions.

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                • What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

                  ...walk him, and pitch to the rhino.

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                  • Hear at Prince Harry's Bachelor Party

                    "It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill

                    has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
                    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                    • “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                      • “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                        • Funny stuff, guys. Thanks!
                          KN, this ride's for You.

                          http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/p...ps2ecwj35m.jpg

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                          • “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                            • “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                              • “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”...Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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