Blonde joke...

[dbsuperbiker]

I have been married to one for over 40 years, which I say gives me license to share this joke

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent…


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[XXXXL]

damn a blonde joke i never heard.. good one old man

[ak47]

LMAO

[BIG O]

Good stuff Arthur

So, is now an official "blond joke" thread?



Mike


BTW

Not trying to offend anybody.

[Danno]

I just told that to 3 blondes. Only 2 laughed.........