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    Senior Member Sensei
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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

    I always made the guys come in the house when my girls started dating...


    pissed my girls off, but tough shite....

    I was very open and to the point....no drugs, no alcohol, don't drive like an asshole...and if you do not treat her like a young lady (keep your dick in your pants)....well, then you have yours truly to deal with!!


    I think 13 yrs old is too young without a chaperone......but that's just me...

    good luck...it's not easy seeing your daughter leave the house with a young man for the evening.

    nbk

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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

    Quote Originally Posted by ramblin66 View Post
    I'll vote for lining the boy up aganst the wall next to a yardstick and taking his picture. When he asks what its for, tell him its to send to the police if he puts a hand on your daughter.
    I thought you were going to say... It's coffin measurements.
    How To Cheat on Personality Tests
    1. When asked for word associations or comments about the world, give the most conventional, run-of-the-mill, pedestrian answer possible.

    2. To settle on the most beneficial answer to any question, repeat to yourself:
    (a) I loved my father and my mother, but my father a little bit more.
    (b) I like things pretty well the way they are.
    (c) I never worry much about anything.
    (d) I don't care for books or music much.
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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

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    ... Reminds me of an old Perry Como song ...


    When you're the father of boys,
    How you worry,
    But when you're the father of girls,
    You do more than that,
    You Pray!

    From the time of diaper and pin,
    'Till the time they cry, "don't come in!"
    'Till the time you gown them in white,
    And give them away,
    You worry, you worry,
    You worry, night and day!

    When she's a plain little girl,
    How you worry,
    But when she's a beautiful thing,
    You do more than that,
    You pray!

    Boys come 'round when they want a date,
    Girls may only stay home and wait,
    When she's out you sit up all night,
    With her first baby toy!

    You trust her, but worry,
    'Cause you were once a boy!

    When you're the father of boys,
    How you worry,
    But when you're the father of girls,
    You do more than that,
    You pray!
    . KWN ... "This rides for you" .
    My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!
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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

    "The absolute rejection of the syndrome is utter determination and salvation of ridin' a big fast Fu*ker of a bike with a bunch of other druids in the same boat."
    Philabeg Murray

    DWC: "Me lead? When I lead,cops show up." Leo: "You mean cops chase us...."

    "Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles"
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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

    My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

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    ... dUDE! ...
    He strarted his singing career back in 1939 .. and yeah .. I still enjoy listening to the Rat Pack .....

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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

    I loved Perry's TV show when I was a little kid. He had to be the smoothest, coolest, most easy-going guy in history.

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    Re: My daughter is going on her first "date" tonight!

    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I loved Perry's TV show when I was a little kid. He had to be the smoothest, coolest, most easy-going guy in history.
    Can you say "Kraft Music Hall" ..... =^>

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