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    The candy with the lil holes

    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red......................Cherry
    Yellow..................Lemon
    Green..................Lime
    Orange ...............Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
    of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
    mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
    yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

    The teacher had to leave the room!

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    Re: The candy with the lil holes

    Quote Originally Posted by KAT
    The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

    Red......................Cherry
    Yellow..................Lemon
    Green..................Lime
    Orange ...............Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
    of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
    mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
    yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

    The teacher had to leave the room!

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